Народ,кажись гуляем за мой счет! Наконец то я богат и независим до самой старости! Сейчас я отпишусь своим клиентам и партнерам письмами с таким содержанием- "Идите на хуй!". Месяцок думаю погреть пузцо на Ямайке, или еще где курят,а потом займусь какой нибудь херней. Что меня сподвигло? что ж - это чудо! аллилуйя!!!
вашему вниманию предлагается письмо присланное мне посредством новой соц.сети
http://www.architizer.com:
Dear Vladimir Rtischev (то есть я), I am Barrister Jim James (Esq),a solicitor at law.personal attorney to late Mr.John Rtischev,who was a contractor with European Development company.Herein after shall be referred to my client On the 11th of september 2001 my late client was involved in world trade center bombing unfortunately lost his live three mounth after the incident due to injuries, he substained in the bombing , since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my late client extended relatives but this has proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name to locate any of his relatives hence I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the fund valued at US$10.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Company in Dubai here, where this huge amount was deposited in a trunk box under the coverage of family valuables. The said security company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have this box confiscated within the next twenty one official working days as they don't know the content of the box.
Since I have been unsuccessfully in locating the relatives for over 6years now,I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased,so that the proceedings of this boxes can be transfer to you.Therefore, on receipt of your positive response,we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfers as I have every necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. Always send your reply to this email barrjames30@hotmail.com Thanks and God bless
Barrister Jim James Esq).
Я плакал,если честно!Английский знаю плохо - очень,но с помощью ПРОМта я понял.что мне причитается доля наследства, или что то в этом роде.Может я что то не так понял? Прошу вашей помощи братцы - переведите мне как можно ближе к смыслу,очень прошу,все таки US$10.5 million - не хер собачий!))))